As Warren Beatty’s new movie Rules Don’t Apply demonstrates, Donald
Trump is not the first loony billionaire to entrance the media; though
undoubtedly smarter than the Great Creamsicle, Howard Hughes was also
crazier. Like Trump, however, he
advertised his exploits loud and often; the heir to a great industry; he
designed and flew airplanes, produced movies, and collected a stable of
starlets. Martin Scorsese’s Aviator dealt with Hughes in his most
successful years, when he was a Hollywood legend and dated, among others,
Katharine Hepburn. Beatty’s movie, which
stars him as Hughes, concentrates mostly on his later years as his eccentricities
declined into insanity.
Despite
serving as the central character, Beatty only sporadically appears, mostly as a
strange figure in the background of a burgeoning love between one of his
drivers detailed to chauffeur one of his aspiring actresses. Lily Collins plays Marla Mabrey, who comes to
Hollywood with her mother (Annette Bening) for a promised screen test. Hughes supplies her with her own house, her
own driver/watcher, Frank Forbes (Alden Ehrenreich), so she can follow a daily
routine that, frustratingly, never actually culminates in the test. Neither she nor Frank even meets their
employer until well into the movie, when they must deal with his manifold
idiosyncratic practices and demands.
In
addition to the generally insipid relationship between the two young people,
the film shows some of Hughes’s general lunacy—paying his gaggle of hopeful
performers by dangling envelopes of cash from upper story windows, insisting on
flying (and crashing) an untested airplane, his famous wooden flying boat, his
purchase of all supplies of banana nut ice cream, his expectation of a ticker
tape parade in Washington, where no buildings tall enough for such an event
exist, his constant screening of his great hit Hell’s Angels, etc., etc.—which grows less and less interesting as
the movie progresses. Rules Don’t Apply also features a whole
constellation of stars of various magnitudes—Matthew Broderick, Paul Sorvino,
Amy Madigan, Martin Sheen, Candice Bergen, Ed Harris, Alec Baldwin, Oliver Platt
(I may have missed a few), possibly all friends of Beatty.
The
movie runs quite long, perhaps to accommodate all those players, repeats itself
endlessly, and turns a perhaps once interesting personality into a mercurial
eccentric who mumbles uninteresting lines and mostly dwells in darkness. Nobody seems in the least compelling,
including the central character, and very little in the film makes it worth
watching. One of the rules that Beatty
doesn’t apply is the obligation to make the story, the people, and the action
watchable, an obligation he overlooked in Rules
Don’t Apply.